Oh, hello, sir knight!
My name is Megane.
So what is it? A necromancer archmage? An evil god? A demonic army? A dragon?
Evidently, this is someone who eats mountains.
Hmm ... is rather new.
It's awful, it is!
The mountains are our friends, the mountains are our shelter and our cottage. Never a mountain has refused to house a dwarf in distress.
The gob' either, but we beat them up and they leave.
We must avenge these mountains, Lance!