|The universe bends to my will because I am ultimately too lazy to work. I order and it obeys.|
|Huh that’s… what?|
|Your laziness needs to be stronger than the laws of physics.|
|I want to be there.|
|So Bros Goku finally learned to teleport.|
Obviously he had 24 failed attempts where he landed in the girls baths, 14 where he landed in some mud, and six where he turned up in a lit fireplace, but we all knew that would happen.
|Congratulations, you have mastered the Noble Art of teleportation.|
|Great. This’ll be really useful around the house, the doors are always closed.|
|You forget your keys often?|
No, its the knobs, it’s too complicated for me.