my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
my aunt and cousin from scotland are visiting and my aunt’s like “oh i don’t recognize you from your facebook pictures” whAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN yoU PUNK