So he went off on a family emergency and left you in charge?
Not exactly, he told me to tell you that he's going out!
And you didn't, and now you're in here hiding from angry customers!
That's the weirdest thing! I don't know what I did to get them this mad!
It must've been really bad! Why didn't you call me?
Cos you looked so preoccupied plus, I thought I could handle it!
I mean, it's a comic book store! Children's books! Who'd think these people would take it so seriously!
You better stop! Your grave is deep enough as it it!