flawlessly-fitt:

soulmind-body:

not4societybut4me:

WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME TO MAKE THAT SHIT

LIKE WOW. OK MAYBE THE GRANOLA AND A SPLASH OF MILK DIDN’T TAKE THAT LONG. OK.

BUT THAT INDIVIDUAL SAUSAGE?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. YOU TOOK OUT A PAN AND GOT IT DIRTY TO MAKE ONE SAUSAGE. THE FUCK.

AND LETS TALK ABOU THE PERFECTLY SLICED WATERMELON.. WHO EVEN CUTS WATER MELON LIKE THAT. THAT TOOK WHUT LIKE 10 MINUTES

AND THOSE STRAWBERRIES.. AND BANANA’S… STOP.

THEN YOU MAKE YOURSELF A GREEN JUICE SMOOTHIE CRAP. LIKE THAT IS SO UNREALISTIC. 

ALSO A TEA? HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO PEE

MORAL OF THE STORY: There’s a chef trapped in your house.

this is how i feel every time i see a picture of beautiful food

When I posted this photo it was the happiest day of my life when it reached 100. Imagine me right now