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WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo

also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%

stop having arms

when people ask you to smile, blowjob them

my tummy itches make that stop

i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow

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7jul2015

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DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA

greekgosh:

omgwtfnvrmnd:

rnaiden:

they could be a cactus

Or they could be a human from arizona

Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke

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At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.

Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
(via twentysomethingstate)

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