i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
De takegreat - Post original 9may2013
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA
they could be a cactus
Or they could be a human from arizona
Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke
At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.
Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
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