Identification, please.
Eep
You need to be at least 18 to get inside, spring chicken.
25 if you're a half breed.
I-I am older than I look
Let me guess, you forgot
to bring your id with you?
No valid identification, no entry.
You could barely pass for a 12 year old.
There is only one option for a spring chicken like you..
Go home.
