DAD, I HOPE YOU WOULDN'T MIND...

... BUT I REALLY HADN'T GOOD IDEAS FOR THE FATHER DAY ...

I WANT TO MAKE YOU A PRESENT THO', SO I DECIDED TO OFFER YOU ...

A GOOD PIPE !

I BEG YOUR PARDON ?!

WAIT A MINUTE ! YOU HADN'T THOUGHT THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ... !

I MEANT A REAL WOODEN PIPE !

AH AH AH ! I STARTED TO WORRY !

OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE AS YOUR BROTHER's PRESENT !

*In French the word "pipe" also means "blow job".