I can't believe it! I missed the con! Of all things of happen to me!

Aww, come on. Chief, at least you didn't have to go through a big smelly hall of sweaty fanboys!

But you don't understand! I never missed a year for the past 12 years! That place is my place! I am one of the sweaty, smelly fanboys!!

AHHH!! NO!! What I mean is that... Uhh, that is... I'm not...

Don't worry, I under-
stand! Really, I do!