Good evening ladies and gentletoons.
I have some bad news.
Our main star Goldilocks sadly could not come tonight.
She is at home with the toon flue.
Yes, yes I know where sorry.
It can't be helped!
To make up for this misfortune...
We treat you all to a chance of a lifetime--
The first performance of our newest family member.
Please give a loud applause..
to our dedicated..
and beautiful singer...