Dear Mister Hufu
We hope that you received this letter ASP and that you don't have to read this via mail.
We write you that your daughter disturbed the class by--
playing with herself.
She only did some gaming on her War Thane.
And was blown out of proportion because it was religious?
We instructed you daughter to write a twenty pages assay about the importance of religion.
We warn that she will be graded. We trust that you teach and punish her further if need be.
the high principle